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So I finally get this guy to give up. He proceeds to slash his own neck and his grandpa spurts outta there with the bleeding! Whole body with clothes and all: shogun hat, katana, spear twice his size, can you believe it?! Not yet the most baffling! You still with me?! Gramps go all mad after the first phase and out of the blue he comes BANG BANG BANG!!! Guy's holding a semi-auto pistol an' I'm all like "Dude, innit the Sengoku period?!" P@MasiPopal ASTROS*

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