Meme Text (Scanned From Meme)

I BR ILI I've come to make an announcement: Giorno Giovanna is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his stand's golden dick out and he pissed all over my fucking wife, and he said it was "gold experience", and said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post from my Olive Garden café. Giorno Giovanna, you've got weak stand. Its dick is the size of The Lovers except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my stand looks like. (Moody Blues ASMR plays.) That's right, baby. All blue, no gold, full ASMR experience. Look at it, can turn it into whoever I want so me and Bruno can have a threesome with it. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck Italy. That's right, this is what you get! My steaming hot MOODY BLUE PISS! Except I'm not pissing in the boot, I'm pissing in the TEAPOT! How do you like that GIORNO? YOU DRANK MY PISS YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the Moody Blue STDs take effect, now get out of my sight before I have Moody Blues replay the piss.

---

Source: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1689951-eggman-pisses-on-the-moon
Size: 447.4 KiB
MD5 Hash: 7f25916ef8102a5a1270802781437b55