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Fie :1207699326.ipr:(60 KB. 707x600, crying girl, jpa) 3 04/08/08(Tue)20.02:06 No.61956169 Folks. What is the worst thing you have done to a child? I pulled this Inte stunt a year or so back. I had an interesting experience this afternoon while riding the train home from work. I have at this point been in the cay for over 18 hours. I am tired, hungry, have to piss, and when I get home there I undoubtedly be this month's rent notice in my maibox. I just want to go home, piss, shower, cat and sleep. Two stops b final stop, my stop, a family of 6 gets • The whole e empty, 1 am sitting i mysel asleep. thw whole family crowds around me and sits in the seats that are in frost of and behind me, inchoding: boy with a soda who sits pest to me. He starts poking me. "Mister, mister? Whats your name? I just say "Leave me alone," keeping my eyes shut and trying to ignore the two screaming girls fighting over the new Harry Potter book: (at this time, & was the half blood prince). The kid next to me says, "Thats not nice" and pours his remaining soda in the bottle in my lsp: "What the fücking fuck!?" I yell. "Goddamn motherfucking brat! Control your fucking kids aed get away from mell" The parents are clearly flabbergasted. "Apologize to my family! That v disrespectful he father says. I just give him the finger and move to the other side of the car, pissed off and now soaking with sprite. I lean my head against the window again aed close my eyes when I feel a tap on my shoulder. "Apologize right now It cal the police and have them arrest you at your stop. I1 say you pushed my son on the ground." 04 08/08 Tue)20:02.50 No.61956282 261956169 Continoed... The train reaches it's stop and the farrily gathers around me. I stand up, everyone lookine at me, waiting for an answer. I squat down, eye level to the kids, who are all strugsling, for the Harry Potter book now, and say "Snape kills Dumbledore on page 596." al 4 children, probably between the ages of S and 10, look at cach other for a second, and immediacy begin crying The father shoves me back into my seat and pals out bis celptooe, unbering his family cut of the train car. When i got to my stop, I walked out of the train and there were two policemen racing f me. They asked me if i was d man who had pushed t child, as i matched the description. I said yes and explained that i never pushed the ltle bastard. His dad was just pissed that he couklet control the little focker and he poured sprite all over my pants (now sill sticky and damp). when asked about the harry potter incident, i explained that i Bave a freedom of speech and didnt say anything seal, derogatory, or against the law. the other officer strugged and said "Whatever' and they started walking away. I stopped them though, saying i would Ske to press charges for battery or assault because he pushed me. the security tapes from the train proved me right and after a short trial, he did a three mooch stet in jail. The last i heard, his family lost their house and had to move because they had no income.

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