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facts about your FARTS Farting is the act of passing intestinal gases through the anus. These can sometimes be odor- less and sometimes deathly. But do you know why you pass gas? Do you know why your farts are sometimes as loud as blow horn or as quiet as a mouse? The facts below will tell you a thing or two about something everyone does multiple times a day. Flatulence is the production Iverage flatulence of mixture of composition air and gases i the digestive tract that are 9% by-products of the digestion 21% 59% process The average person will fart nitrogen methane 14 times a day O hydrogen oxygen ® carbon doxide other crap Farts are indeed Top 10 Farters FLAMMABLE Termites 05 Hers 2 Canets 2cups) • Zebras and produce Sheep CoMS half liter of fart gas per day Elechents 7. Labradors/Ref nevers Humans (vegetarians) 9. Humans (non-vegetarians) 10 Gerbis Farts can come blazing out of your ass at mph. 7 moh and are 98.6°F CH 98.6 F at the time of termites produce creation more methane than cows and even all man-made You cannot suffocate in chamber full of polluting machinery (but don't release your own fart any other harmful chemicals) Stealthy Flatulence Mosf farts come from swallowed air (largely nitrogen and Co2) relatively odorless. The bubbles from these farts are large and can produce large sounds HS Hydrogen sulfide is the compound in farts that make them stink Bacterial fermentation and digestion processes can produce various pungent gases in other The bubbles from these farts tend be small and smelly and do not produce much sound RIP OD = Silent but Deadly A person can still fart The nerve endings in your in rectal after death area help distinguish the difference between farts and poop... ..but sometimes Farty Foods these nerves get confused when beans, corn, bell peppers, caul flower, your poop is more fluid than usual Beans do, in fact, cabbage, milk, bread, and results in make you fart more. eggs, beer, rasns, The human body cannot brussel sprouts, lent is, things such digest certain polysaccha- onions, garlic, leeks, as mud butt rides. As these carbohy- ts, yeast, radishes, and sharting date structures reach the sweet potatoes, ca- lower ntestine, bacteria shews, turnips, feed on them, producing a MUD BUTT rutabagas lot of flatus Sources: http://www.associatedc Reinvented by Luvs_2_69 for iF unny:) funny .mobi

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