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: Anonymous 06/25/22(Sat)02:29:00 No.69170114 >be me >at work >casual day >hear that we got a new colleague >she's a 9/10 shortstack 48 KB JPG >Im literally bricked up >time to exchange names >she arrives at my desk and starts to introduce herself >says her name is "Candice" >after hearing it, my mind goes in a fight or flight scenario ›imagining the worst: she saying "candice these nuts fit in your mouth' >with lightning fast reflexes I don't let her finish and counter-attack >my name is Phil... THIS DICK IN YER MOUTH >she looks at me in disgust and leaves »she's currently in the boss' office Am I gonna get demoted?

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