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... Anonymous 06/01/21(Tue)22:17:54 No.855863221 >finish putting up my "We Don't Call 911" sign >fall off ladder on my way down and break my leg > my wife runs out in a panic 39 KB JPG >she looks up at the sign and looks back at me >she knows what I must do and hands me my pistol >I'm sorry Angela >wife runs back inside with tears rolling down her face >tell my children to go in the house >"We don't dial 911" I sob as put the barrel in my mouth > God Bless America

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